Let’s start the ”I am the mum who” tag and see what responses we get. Being a mum, there are a hundred of embarrassing and naughty things we have done/do on a daily basis.
I am the mum who secretly steals her child’s chocolates (in my defence it is because I don’t want him eating it all -not good for your teeth as the dentist would say)
I am the mum who watches the Kardashians regularly to the point that if my little one hears them on TV, knows exactly what I am watching
I am the mum who lets her child watch Peppa Pig/Ruby and Max/ Ben and Holly whilst eating and maybe for another half an hour after that so I can interact on social media
I am the mum who has left the home once without a bra from being in a rush for a school drop off
I am the mum who left her child’s dirty nappies on him for an hour because I was too tired to change it ( this was in the initial motherhood phase when I was surviving on 1 hour sleep)
I am the mum who tells her child in the park that the dogs will eat you if you go near them because I am too scared of dogs
I am the mum who lies to her child and say the shops have run out of orange juice ( he could have five cartons a day if he could)
I am the mum who skips pages at bedtime story time so I can put him down to bed quicker (he always catches me out, the clever little thing).
I am the mum who makes her child listen to the Frozen song just because I like it so much